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Transcribed by: ldoering engin. This happens all the time. It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it so I called up the place where the party was.

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Not to be confused with the detachable scrotum. A detachable penis is a special type of penis replacement that men can use in the event their birth penis becomes ineffective. While detachable penises were outlawed for many years, in the 's and 's every state except Texas decriminalized their use.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it.

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I woke up this morning With a bad hangover And my penis was missing again This happens all the time It's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time I can leave it home When I think it's going to get me in trouble Or I can rent it out When I don't need it But now and then I go to a party Get drunk And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment And I couldn't find it So I called up the place where the party was They hadn't seen it either I asked them to check the medicine cabinet Because for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time So I told them if it pops up to let me know I called some other people from the party But they were no help either I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long It makes me feel like less of a man And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak After a few hours of searching the house And calling everyone I could think of I was starting to get very depressed So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast Then as I walked down Second Avenue Towards St. Mark's place Where all those people sell used books And other junk on the street I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven Some guy was selling it I had to buy it off him He wanted 22 bucks But I talked him down to 17 I took it home, washed it off And put it back on I was happy again Complete People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached But, I don't know Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass I like having a detachable penis.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it.

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  • Jaiden 13 days ago

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  • Raymond 2 days ago

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  • Augustine 23 days ago

    so sexy but that was just down right boring....until you really get behind it tho lmao